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Patrice Evra in the new Man Utd home kit.

Van Der Sar modelling the goalkeeper’s kit for Man Utd.

Goals from David Villa and Fernando Llorente sealed a record breaking 15th consecutive victory for the European Champions.

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Three wonder debut goals from Rossi, Foggia and Pellissier handed Italy a comfortable victory over Northern Ireland in Pisa on Saturday night.

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Brazil leaped to the top of the South American qualifying table of the 2010 World Cup following a 4-0 rout of host Uruguay with former leaders Paraguay suffering a 2-0 defeat at home to Chile.

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Two early goals from Nigel De Jong and Mark Van Bommel gave the Netherlands a 2-1 win against Iceland on Saturday and secured their qualification for next year’s World Cup finals in South Africa.

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Emile Heskey scored his first goal in a competitive match for England since the 2002 World Cup as Fabio Capello’s side won 4-0 in Kazakhstan.

Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard combine with a short corner down the England left and from Gerrard’s cross, Man City’s £12m man Gareth Barry is unmarked at the far post to head into the corner.

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Steven Gerrard’s cross is deflected and a backpeddaling Alexandr Mokin can only palm it into the path of Emile Heskey, who lashes home. Game over.

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Johnson gets to the byline down the right, and powers the ball into the six-yard box. Heskey can’t connect, but Rooney can, sending an effort towards the top left. Mokin claws it out brilliantly - that’s a really outstanding save - but it’s all in vain, Rooney swivelling with his back to goal and hooking the rebound instantly into the net.

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Mokin makes a wonderful close-range save from Cole, but again his work goes unrewarded. In the ensuing scramble, Abdulin tugs down Heskey and is booked. Lampard smashes the resulting penalty high into the roof of the net.

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Manchester United are champions of England again and equal Liverpool’s 18 league titles after a goalless draw at Old Trafford against Arsenal on Saturday.

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Man Utd go back to the top of the Premier League by beating Man City 2-0 at Old Trafford.

Stephen Ireland brings Dimitar Berbatov down and from then on it’s all about Cristiano Ronaldo. He rifles the ball goalwards, it takes a slight deflection and dips horribly just in front of Shay Given, beating the keeper’s dive and nestling into the corner.

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That’s a brilliant goal to watch, and Carlos Tevez might just have proved his point. A long ball is played over the top of the City defence and Dimitar Berbatov showcases his unbelievable touch, somehow bringing it down and playing it back to Tevez. The Argentine shifts it sideways and rifles a superb shot in-off the right-hand post from 20 yards. Stunning.

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Steven Gerrard scored twice as Liverpool went back to the top of the league.

What a start by the away side. Torres slides a beautiful ball down the inside-right channel. The West Ham back line are rooted to the spot as Gerrard breaks onto it from deep - he looks miles offside, but he’s well on - and rounds Green on the right before pinging the ball into the empty net.

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Gerrard sends a low penalty towards the bottom-left corner, but it’s not well struck, allowing Green to save brilliantly. Sadly for the keeper, the ball comes back across the face of the empty net, and Gerrard can follow the rebound home from two yards.

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Another break upfield by Liverpool, but this one counts. Kuyt zips down the right (as much as Kuyt can zip) before standing one up towards Babel, free in the centre. Babel’s header from close range is parried by Green, but the keeper can do nothing as Babel hammers the rebound home from two yards.

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Manchester United’s road leads to Rome and they look on-course to defend the title they won last May after demolishing Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium.

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